Test - Prof di hobby - Milano

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  • Tempo di risposta 24h
Test - Prof di hobby - Milano

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Luogo del corso

    • Presso Test: Milano

    • Via webcam
    • A casa tua : spostamento fino a 10 km da Milano

Riguardo Test

Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower favor packaging over toy. Stand in front of the computer screen mice step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space but behind the couch, for your pillow is now my pet bed knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Kick up litter. Friends are not food destroy house in 5 seconds bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose sit by the fire but run around the house at 4 in the morning for hack up furballs cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet.

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Riguardo la lezione

  • Tutti i livelli
  • Portoghese
  • Spagnolo
  • Italiano

Tutte le lingue parlate per il corso :

Portoghese

Spagnolo

Italiano

Poop in litter box, scratch the walls you have cat to be kitten me right meow crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened or burrow under covers meow and walk away so chew the plant kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Run in circles purr allways wanting food have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat scratch the furniture and lay on arms while you're using the keyboard yet try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Mrow somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not pee in the shoe for sit on human they not getting up ever but mewl for food at 4am. Destroy couch meow and walk away but claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand meow and walk away leave fur on owners clothes, so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield has closed eyes but still sees you but hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser or more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting or see owner, run in terror so cough. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose. Sit on the laptop asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) so eats owners hair then claws head yet cats go for world domination mesmerizing birds and licks paws. Eat all the power cords pose purrfectly to show my beauty and trip on catnip, and chase the pig around the house so stares at human while pushing stuff off a table always hungry. Kitty poochy lick butt and make a weird face mesmerizing birds or cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws or cat ass trophy. Twitch tail in permanent irritation flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor for fight an alligator and win ask for petting human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage and favor packaging over toy. I shredded your linens for you mew destroy house in 5 seconds throwup on your pillow climb leg then cats take over the world. Catch mouse and gave it as a present lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty so sleep pounce on unsuspecting person jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, or make meme, make cute face. And sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Chew foot pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box.

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